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• Title: What Up Doe: A Guide to Detroit Slang (And What It Really Means)
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• Note on sources: Definitions for What Up Doe / My Baby / Buffs follow Visit Detroit's Detroit Dictionary. The 4 phrases on the hoodie are written as Detroiters use them — if you or Charles want a wording tweak on any definition, change it before publishing; you're the authority here, not a dictionary.

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What Up Doe: A Guide to Detroit Slang (And What It Really Means)

If you're from Detroit, somebody has already sent you this link with no explanation. If you're not from Detroit, somebody is about to test you.

We're Lynn and Charles of My Tackie Tees — a family-owned, Black-owned Detroit brand since 2017. We embroider Detroit slang on hoodies, tees, and hats for a living, and the #1 question we get from people outside the city is always the same:

"Okay… but what does it actually mean?"

Here's your guide, from Detroiters.

Start here: What Up Doe

There is no more Detroit phrase than this one.

What Up Doe is our hello. Visit Detroit calls it the Detroit version of "Aloha" — a traditional greeting Detroiters use at home and everywhere we go in the world. When a Detroiter lands in Atlanta, Houston, or Vegas and hears "What up doe?" in an airport, that's home finding them.

And here's the part outsiders miss: the proper response to "What Up Doe?" is "What Up Doe?" right back. It's not a question that needs an answer. It's a recognition.

Lately you'll hear it paired as "What Up Doe, My Baby!"

• My Baby — not a literal baby. It's your people. A close friend, a cousin, a day-one. In Detroit, "my baby" is love.

The 4 phrases on our hoodie — translated

These are the four we embroider on our Detroit Original Slang Hoodie. If you wear this outside Detroit, you will be asked to translate. Now you can.

1. What Up Doe

See above. Hello, how are you, I see you, we're good. The greeting that starts everything.

Use it: Walking into the family cookout, the barbershop, the Coney at 1 a.m.

2. Out Cold

Something so good, so sharp, so impressive it stops you. A fit can be out cold. A car can be out cold. A plate can be out cold. It's the highest compliment for a thing you can see — it looks so good it gives you a feeling.

Use it: "That sweater out cold." No extra words needed.

3. Off The Hook

Next level. Out of control good. Bigger than expected, louder than expected, better than expected. If What Up Doe is the greeting, Off The Hook is the review you give a night that went perfect.

Use it: "The Lions game was off the hook." "Her outfit was off the hook."

4. Square Business

Real talk. No games, no playing, I'm serious and I mean what I just said. Detroiters say it to underline that the last sentence was not a joke. You might also hear it shortened in conversation to "square bidness" — same meaning, said faster.

Use it: After you make a promise, set a price, or tell the truth: "I'm coming home for Christmas this year. Square business."

Shop all four on one piece: Detroit Original Slang Collection — hoodie ($70), sweatshirt ($55), t-shirt ($45), and snapback ($60), all embroidered, not printed.

Bonus Detroit slang you'll hear while you're here

Learn these and you can follow 90% of a Detroit conversation:

Buffs (also: Cardi's) Cartier glasses — especially the buffalo-horn frames. In Detroit, Buffs aren't just sunglasses, they're a status symbol and a uniform. Governor Gretchen Whitmer — "Big Gretch" to locals — was presented with a pair for a reason.

Boss Up Level up, handle your business, elevate. Popularized by late Detroit icon Blade Icewood, and still the city's two-word business plan.

Pop It's not soda. In Detroit (and Michigan) it's pop. Order a "soda" and we'll know where you're from. Bonus points if it's a Faygo or an ice-cold Vernors — which Detroiters will tell you has medicinal properties when you're sick. We don't argue, we just hand you the can.

Cold / Crispy Clean, sharp, looking right. A fresh fit is cold. A lineup can be crispy. If somebody tells you you're looking crispy, say thank you.

The 313 / The D Detroit, by its area code and its initial. 313 Day is March 13 — our unofficial city holiday, and the best excuse to buy Detroit gear if you ever needed one.

Coney Not just a hot dog. A Coney is a Detroit institution: a beef frank with chili, mustard, and onions, and the late-night diner it comes from. Every Detroiter has their Coney, and they will defend it.

Why we put slang on clothing — embroidered, not printed

Slang is how a city talks to itself. When you print it cheap, it fades — literally. We embroider it because Detroit phrases deserve to last as long as the people saying them.

Our Original Slang line is the piece Detroiters who moved away buy the most, and gift the most. It starts conversations in cities where nobody else talks like us — and for about ten seconds, the person wearing it gets to be the translator, the teacher, and the hometown hero.

That's not a hoodie. That's home, stitched.

Shop the Detroit Original Slang Hoodie — $70 → Shop the full Detroit Original Slang Collection → Buying it as a gift? Read our Detroit Gift Guide →

— Lynn & Charles, My Tackie Tees LLC, Detroit

What up doe, my baby — thanks for reading all the way down. Now go use one right.